Submit before us, weaklings! In accordance with intergalactic law, we needed to convince just one confused, MJ-altered voter to write us in to the insignificant piece of detritus you call a ballot.
You may have already seen us on our reconnaissance, but you know us in our repulsive human façades – Ted Nugent? Dean Barkley? Joan Rivers? Dick Cheney? You fools. Now we will rise before you, fierce and proud, ready to tackle universal health care and the Big 3 bailout.
We are the Lizard People! Let them eat crickets!
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"I am the Lizard King, I can do anything."
- Jim Morrison
You should read the book
"lizard music" by Daniel Manus Pinkwater.
So, are you going to find my blog?
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