sing to standard blues, you know, like the Kraft macaroni and cheese ad
I’m trying to work this morn
but facebook is calling my name
If I spend all my time on the web
I think Al Gore’s to blame
My head is throbbing right now.
(I’m under caffeinated)
Bad voting dreams won’t end
‘cuz Norm might be reinstated
We all overslept today
I hurried out looking a fool
I bet that today is the day
that old boyfriend drops off at school
She’s been working on it for two weeks
but where is that homework today?
Oh, I think the recycling truck
just carried it away.
Pomeranian dug in the trash
and now he’s licking the shoes
He’s fixed, he’s old and he’s blind,
He could really sing the blues.