Friday, November 21, 2008

We are the Lizard People!


Submit before us, weaklings! In accordance with intergalactic law, we needed to convince just one confused, MJ-altered voter to write us in to the insignificant piece of detritus you call a ballot.

You may have already seen us on our reconnaissance, but you know us in our repulsive human fa├žades – Ted Nugent? Dean Barkley? Joan Rivers? Dick Cheney? You fools. Now we will rise before you, fierce and proud, ready to tackle universal health care and the Big 3 bailout.

We are the Lizard People! Let them eat crickets!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I am the Lizard King, I can do anything."

- Jim Morrison

the pirate of possibilities said...

You should read the book
"lizard music" by Daniel Manus Pinkwater.

the pirate of possibilities said...

So, are you going to find my blog?