Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Vetting


FACT: Sarah Palin's oldest son, Track Palin, was born 8 months after the wedding. Hmm...conservatives don't fall far from the trees?

BLOG RUMOR: Sarah Palin's middle daughter, Willow Palin, is not actually related to the family at all. She's actually a very short Dominican national whom the family purchased online as a live-in caretaker.

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FACT: The Vice-Presidential candidate has left the country only once in her life - last year. She does, however, live in the closest state to Russia.

BLOG RUMOR: The Vice-Presidential candidate does have extensive foreign affairs experience if you count her negotiations with her Dominican nanny and the time she thought about buying a Hyundai.

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FACT: Bristol Palin's boyfriend/ fiancé/ babydaddy will attend the RNC tonight.

BLOG RUMOR: After making his appearance, Sarah Palin will shoot said babydaddy in the face and chalk it up to Vice Presidential privilege.

Okay, so maybe the "unnamed source" here is actually named Velma...who can say?

(photo from Mudflats

1 comment:

SMarty said...

>>FACT: Sarah Palin's oldest son, Track Palin, was born 8 months after the wedding.<<
You would be amazed at how many evangelical Christians have babies 7-8 months after they marry. Science is powerless to explain this "inconvenient truth."

>>FACT: The Vice-Presidential candidate [...] does, however, live in the closest state to Russia.<<
Cindy McCain noted that, as if that qualified as Sarah Barracuda's foreign experience. o_O

>>BLOG RUMOR: After making his appearance, Sarah Palin will shoot said babydaddy in the face and chalk it up to Vice Presidential privilege.<<
Don't forget, Sarah is a lifetime member of the NRA. Definitely going to be a shotgun wedding....

Thanks for the Palin watch. It's hard to believe McCain couldn't have found someone more qualified by flagging down the next car on I-94.