Octodog!

It's what's for dinner.

Wait a minute...I think 'Octodog' is trademarked. Oh yeah, this company makes the 'Frankfurter Converter'. (for the record: yes, we ate them and no, I don't need a tool to cut the end of a hot dog into 8 pieces.) Which is more frightening...the thought of eating an Octodog or the fact that someone sells a tool to make them?