Q. What are the two sexiest animals on a farm?
A. Brown chicken, brown cow.
(Sing to the archetypal porn music: mao chicka, mao mao.)
Nah. It doesn't really work in writing.
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- Gie her a Haggis!
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About Me
- Velma
- I like soup. I love bacon, but that's about the only meat I'll eat. I love my job -- I work at a fabulous art gallery in the Twin Cities. I have two offspring, both of whom are delightful, but rarely at the same time. I'm almost always cold. Sharpies, Peeps and Tab are just about the best things in the world, but not in combination.
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